Two guys are sitting in a bar watching the eleven o’clock news. The lead story concerns a woman standing on an eleventh-floor ledge announcing her intention to jump. "I’ll bet you $25 she doesn’t jump," says the first guy. The second guy takes the bet, but sure enough, the woman jumps.
"I can’t take your money," says the second guy. "I saw that story on the six o’clock news, so I knew she’d jump."
"No, take it," says the first guy. "I saw the six o’clock news too, but I was sure that this time she wouldn’t do it."
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