Husband and wife were celebrating her 40th birthday. The husband said, “What would you like for your birthday? A diamond ring, a new fur coat, maybe a trip to Europe, a new Jaguar?” She looked at him and said, “I want a divorce.”
“Honey, I wasn’t planning to spending that much!”
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