An escaped convict broke into a house and he woke a married couple. He tied the guy to a chair and the wife to a bedpost. He then leaned over and whispered something to the woman’s ear. Then he left the room. The husband said to the wife, “Honey, do whatever you need to do, this guy probably hasn’t had a woman in years. Do it to spare our lives and remember that I love you.”
“Oh Honey, I’m so glad that you feel that way, ‘cause he told me that he thinks you’re cute and he asked for petroleum jelly.”
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